teachersdirtypet: “This simple cotton skirt couldn’t be easier to make.”   Seriously, what the fuckety-fuck does that MEAN for my sex life?   Someone please interpret the tdp tea leaves …  avaraptor:  “It was illegal, obviously, a scam of some sort, but the actual purpose was illusive” great, super great :/ tdp … wear more simple cotton skirts … they “couldn’t be easier to make” … so if they are shredded, you can just make another one! Oh, and mine?  ”Triumphs”  Yep, just that one word.  (There are only 3 other words on the page.)
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teachersdirtypet:

“This simple cotton skirt couldn’t be easier to make.”  

Seriously, what the fuckety-fuck does that MEAN for my sex life?  

Someone please interpret the tdp tea leaves … 

avaraptor:  “It was illegal, obviously, a scam of some sort, but the actual purpose was illusive”

great, super great :/

tdp … wear more simple cotton skirts … they “couldn’t be easier to make” … so if they are shredded, you can just make another one!

Oh, and mine?  ”Triumphs”  Yep, just that one word.  (There are only 3 other words on the page.)

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